trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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crystallized-teardrops:

having to wait another 7 days for an episode makes one weak

p-eachful:

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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  • Person A: Makes a typo
  • Person A: Repeats the word with the typo corrected
  • Person B: Says the word with the original typo
  • Person A: Shut up

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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got one hand on a tity… one hand on the other tity. both hands on titties

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

shuold i put away my laundry

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