stinkyhat:

"well SOME cops are good"

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icarly-official:

awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
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lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

tearkat:

Sharpay has changed so much