awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer
i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole
"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me